I just glanced at my comments and I was like "ok, I guess I'll just get rid of them."
And selected them all and DELETED THEM.
UGH! I'm a jerk-face. I thought I would just delete like the NOTIFICATION part of them on blogger... not delete the VERY FEW comments I actually have! I am currently heart-broken. I'll report back later with some things that make my heart go pitter-patter. Until then... boogers! :(